Original Song: Not All Heroes Wear Capes by Adam Young

Key:
Apex

Maybe he doesn’ figh’ bad guys
Or e’en wear a cape
He can’ read minds
Or le’itate
Bu’ whene’er my world needs sa’ing
He becomes my Supe’man
Some people don’ believe in heroes
‘Cause they haven’ met my dad!

He loves his lab’atory
An’ papa’s old rock ban’
He’s goes above an’ beyond
With his hear’ of gold

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"Hey, dad...?"

"Yes son?"

"You, uh...aren't seriously considering marrying Steel, are you? I mean, aren't you older than him?"

"I'm not that much older than him Pharynx."

"...Dad. He's twenty three. Thorax and I are twenty one, and we turn twenty-two in May. He's practically our age!"

"What does age have to do with this Pharynx?"

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